Random Garble from the Robb.

Okay, so let me start this blog with a warning. Maybe "warning" was a bad word-caution, that's the word I'll use. Let me start with a cautionary statement: I am random as hell! I try to be concise and one track minded, perhaps Gay-d-d is a real disorder?! Well, let me start this little bout of Robb-ness.

Since this is my first post on this here blog thingy, I thought it best to give a little insight on who I am, so that in future posts somethings may be more clear.

As previously stated, I'm random. Fun, but random. Some things just roll off my tongue (well, in this case off my fingers) without notice or forethought. I dunno, shit happens I guess.

I'm 22 from the great state of Kentucky, Louisville to be specific (which is twice as safe as Buffalo, by the way), and I enjoy things most Kentuckians do: I smoke cigarettes and drink mad moonshine. Lmao. I do have a funny accent at times, and I enjoy it. I love to sit on the porch and sip heavily sweetned iced tea. Country music isn't really my thing, but eh, I've been known to get down with some fiddle every now and then.

I'm a horror buff. Love my blood and gore!!!!! I have been known to curl up on the couch with a box of tissues and watch a tear jerker, though. My favorite movie of all time is Blood Ties.

I'm a metal head. I love my guteral growls and hard bass. Heh.

Um, and in person I try to be funny. At times I go a little too far, but its in good fun!

What else to say about myself? I plan on using this blog to explore my randomness, and just post memories and funny shit. Ha! So if there are things of interest, leave comments. Leave comments about what you want to read, and I may just work it in. lol.

Let me end this post with a thought: Tact is for people who aren't witty enough for sarcasm.