So um, yeah, its been a while.

Wow, its been almost two months since my last post on here! Have I been that busy? Nah, probably not. I know that I haven't had that much to say or whatever. This college is reminding me of my stint in Job Corps. Nothing new happening, same shit different day. It is kind of monotonous. My friends are like " but Robb, ur in Frisco...!" Let me just say that is true, but ITS TOO EXPENSIVE TO DO PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING IN THIS CITY! Whoosh, now I feel better.

Let's see...I'm moving in a few months, because the school lied to me, and I want to finish in a year instead of two. So hopefully, I'll be back around home come this Spring. That would totally rock!!!

Umm, well I am going to watch some pirated movies, wish me luck!! I'll try and make time to post more often...

MUAH

Studying blues.

How much fun is studying? I mean really, I wish I could study all the time. I get soooo bored when I'm not nose deep in a book that spells out how the Purchasing system in a restaurant works. NOT!

I haven't done anything of real excitement today, I've been hitting the books ALL DAY!!! And, I will probably do the same for most of tomorrow, too. How fantastic!!

So, I go back to classes starting Tuesday, and it should make for an interesting week now that week 1 is over!

YAY!!! Time to hit the books again.

Ok, so I'm stupid!

Well, my day today was very eventful. I started out by sleeping in uber late, which was fantastic!!! Then the roomies and I decided to go to the warf by the bay (well, duh, warfs are always by water). That was cool, I took some pics with my cell, they are ok, can't wait for my cam to show up it'll be fabulous!!

After that it was time for pizza and beer...I was the apt. outcast cuz no cheese, but whatever. So during the beer and pizza some peeps from school came a knock-knock-knocking at my door and told me that I HAD to go to this party in town. Now, I'm thinking, "Party? I am soooo there!!" The thing I neglected to think about was, "How well do I know these people, and how am I getting home?"

So were at the party, kickin it, having fun and junk. So some booze and such was handed to me and I took what I liked, and passed what I didn't. It was cool. Now mind you, I was completely across town with no car, no money and no way of finding my way on my own...hehe, sounds fun right?

The party decided that we were moving back to my building, and I was thinking, "Great, at least I'll be close to home!" None of us realized that it was definitely 2:30am and most of the buses were shut down for the night. How convenient! So the fabulous idea of calling a cab was brought to the table, again, FABULOUS idea (for those that had money). I had a bus pass, so I was like ha, no taxi for Robby poo.

So a few fellow building mates and I decided to walk in the Fillmore direction. We were definitely upset that our fellow party members decided to taxi it home knowing good and well that we were completely broke, bastards. I started cussing their names in my head, wishing not very nice things to happen (nothing too manical, just a nice little flat tire or something). I soon realized that wishing harm no matter how trivial was wrong, so I then started thinking how nice it would be if they stopped and were gracious enough to give us a ride. WHICH THEY SOOOOO DID, BTW. So I didn't have to wonder my way through the ghetto of San Francisco at night with out any real plans as to where I was going. PERFECT!!!

I learned a very valuable lesson tonight: Do not for any circumstances go to a party in a part of town that I don't know, with people that I don't know well. It makes for a stressful situation that could've been avoidable.

But at least I had fun, right?

I am now at the apt. with nothing to do, so I'll probably read some more of my psychology book, and then go to bed or something. Let's see what I get into tomorrow!!!

Where I live

Okay, so this looks really swanky, right?? Okay, now imagine this same building in the middle of downtown San Francisco.......those beautiful trees you see in this picture DO NOT EXIST!!!!!!!! Can we say photo shop? I mean I'm in San Francisco, so I won't bitch too much, but damn at least give me a true picture...

So I decided to write this blog right after the sun went down...so expect a picture tomorrow. lol

Californica Bitches

So I finally moved into my apartment in Frisco. Its a disgusting mess, one of my roommates is a pig.

I met one uber cool roomie tho, he pretty much fucking rocks! I was welcomed with some greenery and a beer. What more could I ask for?? I mean really. So I think that my college experience is going to be pretty okay...yay for that!!

So more to come...

Pieces of Me Mosaic

The Questions:

1)What is your first name: Robert
2)What is your favorite food: Chicken (or tofu, hehe) Tikki Masala
3)What high school did you attend: Fern Creek
4)What is your favorite color: All colors
5)Who is your celebrity crush: Drew Fuller
6)Favorite Drink: Rum
7)Dream Vacation: Transylvania
8)Favorite Dessert: Flan
9)What do you want to be when you grow up: Restauranteur
10)What do you love most in life: friends and family
11)One word to describe you: Random
12) Name on Flickr: Robb


If you want to play too, type your answer to each of the questions below into a Flickr search. Using only the first page, choose your favorite image, then copy and paste each of the URL’s into a mosaic maker (3 columns, 4 rows). Leave a comment if you do one too! I used Big Huge Labs to do mine. :)

Tick Tick Tick

Adriane wanted me to tell the world what makes me tick, so here I go:

These things are what makes my world go round:

1) Coffee: This is not a drink of choice. No no. I HAVE TO HAVE MY FLIPPING COFFEE!! I have a system of survival in the morning/after waking up. I waddle into the kitchen with cigarettes in hand, I pour a delicious cup of life giving nectar, then I feel my way towards the back door, and sit my lazy ass on the porch and smoke until I have devoured at least half the cup. Then I meandor back into the house ready to socialize. Warning: Do not speak to Robb if he hasn't had his morning cigarette and coffee. All you'll receive for your efforts is a bunch of incoherent garble followed by a string of obsenities.

2)Cigarettes: I smoke, deal with it.

3)Music: I have to have MY music. The louder the better usually. I love love love to listen to (what my cousin calls my soul stealing devil music). Dimmu Borgir, and Cradle of Filth bring me such utter happiness. Sigh, ::smiles::

4)Cooking: Well someone hasta do it, might as well be me. I love to make things taste good and such. And I eat I prefer to know EXACTLY what I'm eating, so yeah.

5) My safety meetings: Without these, people could get hurt. I like to be twice as safe as buffalo!!! (Hugs to all those who get this, if you don't well that just means you are not in my inner cirlce and therefore should say hi every once in a while :P)

6)Cell phone: My cellphone is my electronic leash and has my music, my internet and everything else I need to cohabitate with the rest of the world. :) :) :)

Ok so now its your turn. The rules are easy: Tag six people with this and make them do it.!!! Make sure you post the rules in your blog too!!

Singers for Idol in Louisville

When you click this link, scroll over to Desiree Dew (shes like number 32 wearing a white T-shirt) and listen to her. Then my cousin (Amanda Reardon) is number 38 and shes wearing a red shirt. You won't be disappointed Louisville Idol.

Due to how they posted the videos it is almost impossible to rip them off individually. Those bastards. lol.

American PINCHE Idol

Get excited everybody, I have the inside scoop on the American Idol auditions! Ok, so no, I don't have an inside scoop, but I do have what I saw when I went!!!

Let's see it all started this past Saturday ( July 19, 2008) at o' dark-thirty in the morning. The line was comprised of everyone and their mama. It was flippin ridiculous. And it was way past my bedtime, by the way.
(Aren't I beautiful?)

And we just waited and waited and waited for those cabrones to open the doors so that my cousin could register...thats right, we weren't there for her to audition, no no, just to register to audition at a later time. I swear hasn't this multi million dollar company ever hear of the internet? That would expedite this process so much faster! But alas, after a few hours and a few pots of coffee later, my cousin and I met our "idol buddy", Dez.
(She flippin rocks, by the way, we even went clubbin that night, it was fantastic!)




(My cousin, who sings like no other.)

So with coffee, cigarettes, and the movie Ratatouille, and the countless hours of "Hey, look at that guy!" time passed relatively fast...(If you don't know what hey look at that guy is, its basically some people looking at a particular person and they make up their entire life...)

So I started this game with my cousin and a complete group of strangers by saying "Hey, look at that guy, his name is Greg...he's 38 and single and works at the post office" and from behind me I heard a complete stranger say "...but he watches more porn than anyone..." I was sooooo amazed that someone from a far and distant land knew of the game and soo appropriately chimed in...we were like BFFS, sadly they didn't want their picture taken or their name posted on the internet, (they weren't auditioning). So being the good natured person that I am, I shall comply. But they were from North Dakota ( I didn't know people actually lived there...) and they were uber cool!!!

So by mid morning we were registered and ready to come back Monday!

Monday came, and it was very similiar to Saturday. The city of Louisvillie came to audition with the hopes of being the one! (Hehe "There Can Be Only One...") We did a bunch of recordings and stuff for the show and basically utilized the same strength enhancers of the other day (coffee, cigarettes, and movies).

FINALLY its audition time!! They were herded like cattle to line up in rows of four in front of one of 12 tables. They sang and if they passed, they got a golden ticket for round two. If they didn't, the walk of shame they took.

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Despite, neither my idol buddy nor my cousin are going to be the next American Idol, they learned a lot from this experience: apparently you must be big busted and talented at the same time. Talent alone is not going to win the competition. :-0

Ray-gard-less, they are idols in my book, and both are very talented individuals.

(Side note: Dez sang "Bobby McGee", by Janis Joplin. Amanda sang "When You Say Nothing At All", by Alison Krauss)

Ponderisms

Just some food for thought.

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?







Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'.. But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?





Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?







Why does a round pizza come in a square box?





What disease did cured ham actually have?







How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?







Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?







If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?








Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?







Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?







Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.









Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?







Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?







If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?







Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?







If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?







Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!







If Wile E.

Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?







If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?







If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?







Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?







Why did you just try singing the two songs above?







Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?







Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Facts about my Foodi-ness.

Ok, so on Flea D'Lure's blog I was tagged with a foodi-ness quiz. Here are my five guilty facts about food.

1) Indian curries: Omfg, these rock my socks. These wonderful stewed delicacies eaten with Naan or Paneer. The best finger food alive. With the most satisfying spices and aromatics, eating with my fingers has never been better.

2) Bread: All kinds. From- fluffy to crusty, from sweet to savory. There is nothing you can't eat with bread. Soup, mmm bread. Stew, mmmm bread. Italian, thats right; mmm bread. Who doesn't love a good sandwich, I mean really.

3)Tofu: This is probably one of the most versatile ingredients ever! You can grill it, fry it, stew it, bake it, you can even puree it with soy or almond milk and make puddings (and even ice cream!!!) Tofu makes any meal complete. Its fabulous!

4)Coffee: This should be available intravenously. I do not function without my coffee, ask anyone. All sorts of coffee too, flavored, plain. Hot. Cold. Sweet. Black. It matters not. And I'm not talking about the useless brown water, either. Caffine is a must.

5)Artichokes: Olive oil (or butter). Enough said.

So, I'm a food geek. What?

Yup, you guessed it...more garble.

So, I'm smoking a cigarette right now, and I just started thinking. Random thoughts, really, but nonetheless, thinking.

I figured that I would digitally write some thoughts down and see where I end up in the end. This post will probably make no sense, and it'll most definitely jump around, but if you knew me as a person you'd understand. lol

So I realized that I hate the invention of the modern cellphone. More than that I hate the fact that it has become my electronic leash. If anyone ever needs to get ahold of me, the call my phone. I much prefer text messages to actual calls because I usually don't feel like speakin. lol If I want to talk, I call. lol Well it is approximately 4:45pm and I have already received 10 phone calls. (I didn;t get out of bed until like 2pm.) So in a little over two and a half hours, I have received 10 phone calls. And none of them was social, it was "Robb can you do this for me", and "Robb can take me here", and "Robb I need this" and "Robb I need that." I'm like no, I'm not a taxi, no I'm not an ATM, and no no no. Very rarely does anyone want to just chill. There are a few people that I would definitely help out whenever, they are my nonsexual life partner, and my "big sisters", and my "little brother". And they call me fairly often, but its "hey, how are you," and "what are you doing later, you want to come over and chill or something" its never give me this please or drive me here, the whiney shit. The rest of these people have never been there for me nor have they even ever just called to chill with me or even just to say whats up. BLAH!!!!

On a more postive note, I got to hang out with some uber cool people from high school that I really haven't seen, well since high school! lol My friend Brittany now owns her own house, which I'm uber happy about!!! And a few of the others are first time mommys and stuff. Thats all awesome. I ended up gettin a little too drunk and had to fight for my friends honor because her baby daddy showed up and smacked her in front of me...in front of me!!!! So I did what I thought was appropriate at the time, and dragged his skinny ass into the street and smacked him around. Probably not the wisest thing to do, but eh. He fucked up. But after he went away to lick his wounds, we continued the party. lol Kings is my favorite drinking game by the way.

So I watched a movie that was really good. It doesn't even fit in with the normal movies that I enjoy watching, but it was good nevertheless. Apocalypto. It's about the fall of the Mayan Empire. It was fabulous!!! I strongly suggest this movie. If you like historical fiction, or just action packed goodness, its great!!!

Ummm, and a song that I recommend listening to:One Thing, by Finger 11

And if you're feeling frisky enough to click on yet another link, click this one this is some funny shit!!!

Well, that is all! PLUR!

The spark of randomness

Okay, so it has been a couppla days since my first post so let's see what's up.

Well the Fourth was definitely interesting. My non-sexual life partner and her family (well all but her two oldest) came over for a veggie head cook out. (No animals were harmed in the making of that cook out). Then for the baby we blew some shit up. It was fantasic! Then I went out for some adult activity, which was eh. But then RUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. lol

Um so yeah. I really dont have much to get into today. Just felt as though I should post something again.

But I have a few questions for the world out there:

1) Which is worse: Famine or disease? Why?

2) Will there ever be "World Peace?"

3) Meat eating vs Vegan/Veggietarian?

Well have fun all. I'm out!!!

Random Garble from the Robb.

Okay, so let me start this blog with a warning. Maybe "warning" was a bad word-caution, that's the word I'll use. Let me start with a cautionary statement: I am random as hell! I try to be concise and one track minded, perhaps Gay-d-d is a real disorder?! Well, let me start this little bout of Robb-ness.

Since this is my first post on this here blog thingy, I thought it best to give a little insight on who I am, so that in future posts somethings may be more clear.

As previously stated, I'm random. Fun, but random. Some things just roll off my tongue (well, in this case off my fingers) without notice or forethought. I dunno, shit happens I guess.

I'm 22 from the great state of Kentucky, Louisville to be specific (which is twice as safe as Buffalo, by the way), and I enjoy things most Kentuckians do: I smoke cigarettes and drink mad moonshine. Lmao. I do have a funny accent at times, and I enjoy it. I love to sit on the porch and sip heavily sweetned iced tea. Country music isn't really my thing, but eh, I've been known to get down with some fiddle every now and then.

I'm a horror buff. Love my blood and gore!!!!! I have been known to curl up on the couch with a box of tissues and watch a tear jerker, though. My favorite movie of all time is Blood Ties.

I'm a metal head. I love my guteral growls and hard bass. Heh.

Um, and in person I try to be funny. At times I go a little too far, but its in good fun!

What else to say about myself? I plan on using this blog to explore my randomness, and just post memories and funny shit. Ha! So if there are things of interest, leave comments. Leave comments about what you want to read, and I may just work it in. lol.

Let me end this post with a thought: Tact is for people who aren't witty enough for sarcasm.